This is Why You Can't Have Nice Things.

This is why you can’t have nice things. —Lets chew all the gum in this box…and then i am going to put all the gum from your mouth ..in my mouth… 

This is why you can’t have nice things—Yet another reason we have been kicked out of 4 bowling alleys in vegas 

This is why you can’t have nice things—you wear a horse head mask. 

This is why you can’t have nice things—- i am pretty sure this photo speaks for itself 

This is why you can’t have nice things—Seriously is this your first time out at a restaurant? 

This is why you can’t have nice things—So this is how you treat a 4 star hotel. Well played 

This is why you can’t have nice things— Hey look an old bench….hey look a sledgehammer …. 

This is why you can’t have nice things—Reader submitted international edition: because not only could you

not keep OFF the grass, you couldn’t keep yourself from passing out ON
the grass …

only thing that would have made this better was an empty
wine/beer/wiskey bottle … don’t think I didn’t think about staging
it either, this person was completely passed out!